1、低价出售本人脑子，没有用过，有意者私聊。
Sell my brain at a low price. Never use it. If you are interested, you can have a private chat.
2、您好，你有新的恋爱订单，请及时签收。
Hello, you have a new love order, please sign in time.
3、今天看新闻有个男的熬夜猝死了，吓死我了，还好我是女的。
Today, I watched the news. A man stayed up late and died suddenly. He scared me to death. Fortunately, I’m a woman.
4、双数很好很吉利，所以我的双下巴一定会给我带来好运。
The double number is very good and lucky, so my double chin will bring me good luck.
5、我是个很自律的人，既然我说了要减肥，那我就一直说。
I’m a very disciplined person. Since I said I wanted to lose weight, I always said.
6、她们都很神秘，我不一样，我神经。
They’re all mysterious. I’m different. I’m nervous.
7、大家有多少天没喝奶茶了，再这样下去我们都会变成没有味道的女孩子。
We haven’t had milk tea for many days. In this way, we will all become tasteless girls.
8、答应我，别便宜任何一个男孩子，自己孤独终老，好吗？
Promise me, don’t cheap any boy, you’ll grow old alone, OK?
9、成功的人太多了，我必须为笨蛋争一口气。
There are too many successful people. I have to fight for a breath for a fool.
10、我发自拍一般都会屏蔽家人，不为别的，就怕他们认不出我来。
I usually block my family when I take selfies. For nothing else, I’m afraid they won’t recognize me.
11、左眼跳：我要发财啦！
右眼跳：不能迷信。
Left eye jump: I’m going to get rich!
Jump right eye: no superstition.
12、虽然我是一个自卑的人，但是如果你说我哪里不好，我马上让你滚。
Although I am a person with low self-esteem, if you say anything bad about me, I will let you go.
13、判断一个男孩品味好坏，就跟他谈恋爱，如果他不肯，说明品味还可以。
Judge a boy’s taste and fall in love with him. If he refuses, it means that taste is OK.
14、怎么没人跟我说早上好，就因为现在是晚上吗？
Why no one said good morning to me, just because it’s evening?
