1、我胖是暂时的，你矮是永远的。
My fat is temporary, your short is forever.
2、姐是快递员，说你是小件货就是小件货。
I’m a courier. I said you are small goods, is small goods.
3、你做人也不容易，名字大众化就罢了，长相也大众化。
It’s not easy for you to be a person. It’s just a matter of popularizing names and looks.
4、你多出去晒晒太阳吧，晒得再黑点，就没人说你是白痴了。
You go out and bask in the sun more. If it gets darker, no one will say you are an idiot.
5、我以为你是颓废，原来你是报废。
I thought you were decadent, so you were scrapped.
6、都不是什么成功人士，就别互相指点人生了。
We are not successful people, so don’t tell each other about life.
7、野狗总是喂不饱，所以我没必要对谁太好。
Wild dogs always don’t feed enough, so I don’t have to be nice to anyone.
8、我怎么敢碰你呢，我怕我买洗手液买穷自己。
How dare I touch you? I’m afraid I’ll buy hand sanitizer and poor myself.
9、花有百样红，你与人不同。
Flowers have a hundred kinds of red, you are different from people.
10、国家怎么没有拿你的脸皮研究防弹衣。
Why didn’t the state use your face to study bulletproof vests.
11、阁下何不乘风起，扶摇直上九万里。
Why don’t you take advantage of the wind and shake it up to 90000 meters.
12、你别看你穿得很危险，但你长得很安全。
You don’t think you’re wearing dangerous clothes, but you’re safe.
